Update

I didn’t die from bronchitis three months ago lmao! I kept forgetting to come back on here and post about my life. I guess it’s just a lot different from what I’m used to on tumblr… but I paid for this URL so I’m gonna use it! I quit my job at the restaurant because it was closing down, and got a new job at a way better restaurant down the street where they take it seriously and act professionally! It’s wonderful and quiet for now but I’m nervous for the summer when it gets slammed daily. Anyways… off to nap now.

Bronchitis

So currently I have Bronchitis. It’s cool, it’s fun, I’m having a Great Time, whatever. My cough has gotten so deep in my chest that even though I definitely have to cough, I’m literally procrastinating coughing because I know I’ll have a coughing fit and I don’t feel like dealing with that right now. I can’t breathe properly or swallow for 1-2 minutes after a coughing fit, because for some reason my throat is just like “fuck you” and closes up. Then I become a lovely mess of tears and spit and coughs and terrifying wheezing sounds. I’ve had Bronchitis before but I’ve never felt traumatized to the point where I feel like I’m going to die, so this has been a fun new interesting experience! I was prescribed an inhaler but it seems to only make things worse, so plain ol’ antibiotics it is! I feel like I’ve been on antibiotics so many times in my life? That’s definitely not a good thing but I mean, I don’t really have a choice. I’m not asking you to feel bad for me though, I made this post to poke fun at the fact that I seem to procrastinate everything, even my coughs. I’m sure I’ll be fine because I always am, and if not… RIP me, you know what happened.

First blog post!

Alright, here we go. I created this blog exactly one month ago, and somehow still haven’t posted anything. Totally my style. I kind of wanted my first post to be “perfect”, whatever that means… but I’m realizing now It’s never going to be perfect. I just need to write something and get it out there! So here I am, breaking the seal so that I can start unloading all the other shit that’s on my mind (spoiler: there’s a lot of shit on my mind)

Welcome to my blog, I don’t know what this will turn into, but I can tell you right now it’s probably going to change a lot. Enjoy the read and the insight into my life!

-Em