So currently I have Bronchitis. It’s cool, it’s fun, I’m having a Great Time, whatever. My cough has gotten so deep in my chest that even though I definitely have to cough, I’m literally procrastinating coughing because I know I’ll have a coughing fit and I don’t feel like dealing with that right now. I can’t breathe properly or swallow for 1-2 minutes after a coughing fit, because for some reason my throat is just like “fuck you” and closes up. Then I become a lovely mess of tears and spit and coughs and terrifying wheezing sounds. I’ve had Bronchitis before but I’ve never felt traumatized to the point where I feel like I’m going to die, so this has been a fun new interesting experience! I was prescribed an inhaler but it seems to only make things worse, so plain ol’ antibiotics it is! I feel like I’ve been on antibiotics so many times in my life? That’s definitely not a good thing but I mean, I don’t really have a choice. I’m not asking you to feel bad for me though, I made this post to poke fun at the fact that I seem to procrastinate everything, even my coughs. I’m sure I’ll be fine because I always am, and if not… RIP me, you know what happened.